Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 18, 2018

Only two people have ever earned that honor – him, and Boris Karloff.

Now they’d like you to sign this release to let them pull your brains out through your nose and put them in a jar.

I was the unlucky recipient of a spider bite while in Key West Florida, my right leg has looked like that for the last 5 months.

I watched on old episode of Star Trek Voyager called “Phage” where Nelix, the Telaxian, had his lungs removed and as such he had to remain perfectly motionless under a restraining field or he would die. In the end, Nelix got a lung from his love interest, Kess, and lived happily ever after.

Wow. That guy really is Bound and Gagged. Just as advertised.

Something’s wrong. How could he beat Wild E. Coyote to the number one spot ?