Who knew PornHub was located in Milford? Milf! The Chamber of Commerce is in emergency session, as many are appalled, while Wildcat Maris is putting up billboards.
There’s something creepy about 45 year old Robert Kazinski, sporting his Mississippi Mud Flap and Dippity Do Curl. Still believe Joe Bolek has a promising career as team cinematographer. Great. Andre Ruffin supplies supporting character and content, but few touchdowns. Another under utilized talent by former State Champ Coach.
Coach Kaz shows up for the first day of World Geography and holds up a globe. “OK everybody, what’s this?” Class: “It’s the whole world.” Kaz: “OK, you all pass. For the rest of the semester I’ll be in the gym, or PUB.”
I hope everyone is amped for a story in which a guy who does not identify as a athlete helps the football team with his punting skills, but uses his true love of film-making to help the team even more by that route! (and then dropping off the team, for said love of film-making, etc.).
This isn’t the first time this angle has been used. There was a story about a kid in the 1980’s pulled from the hallways to play baseball because could knock the snot out of a ball but had trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time. Kaz is an idiot…not the first time that has been used either.
Tomorrow, Bolek tells Kaz “punt for the football team? no thanx bro’… if it’s the same o-line that can’t get a first down, I doubt that they will keep me from getting a concussion…”
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
Kaz is taking world geography? He’ll get that GED yet.
TheBrownStarfish almost 6 years ago
P1, Gil had an easier time recruiting Tru(E) than he’s had finding a punter.
P2, Show him some films of your punters, Kaz. That might bring him around.
P3, Starring in them. Like Ron Jeremy.
Bucky almost 6 years ago
P1 Hot on the trail of a “Purported Punter” seriously. P3 Not likely to have any luck recruiting a “full-blown filmer”
Bluedarter almost 6 years ago
Who knew PornHub was located in Milford? Milf! The Chamber of Commerce is in emergency session, as many are appalled, while Wildcat Maris is putting up billboards.
Mopman almost 6 years ago
It’s too bad a kid can’t do two different things, or he’d still be an athlete.
bearwku82 almost 6 years ago
There’s something creepy about 45 year old Robert Kazinski, sporting his Mississippi Mud Flap and Dippity Do Curl. Still believe Joe Bolek has a promising career as team cinematographer. Great. Andre Ruffin supplies supporting character and content, but few touchdowns. Another under utilized talent by former State Champ Coach.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Coach Kaz shows up for the first day of World Geography and holds up a globe. “OK everybody, what’s this?” Class: “It’s the whole world.” Kaz: “OK, you all pass. For the rest of the semester I’ll be in the gym, or PUB.”
hifirick1953 almost 6 years ago
Why doesn’t he just talk to the soccer coach instead of wandering around the school??
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 6 years ago
I hope everyone is amped for a story in which a guy who does not identify as a athlete helps the football team with his punting skills, but uses his true love of film-making to help the team even more by that route! (and then dropping off the team, for said love of film-making, etc.).
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
This isn’t the first time this angle has been used. There was a story about a kid in the 1980’s pulled from the hallways to play baseball because could knock the snot out of a ball but had trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time. Kaz is an idiot…not the first time that has been used either.
bitsy twill almost 6 years ago
Maybe Joe Bolek can get the team to paint the lines on the football field with little tiny brushes so he can film it. And then he can punt.
mitchrp almost 6 years ago
Joe Bolek presents “Gil Thorp – The Movie”
jslabotnik almost 6 years ago
Lunchroom confab today, Kaz is getting to the bottom of this!
tcar-1 almost 6 years ago
Imagine Kaz as Inspector Clouseau: “Excuuuse me but eye am luking for a pooonter!”
James St. John Smythe almost 6 years ago
The guy in the far left of P3 has the right idea- head for the exit.
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
Tomorrow, Bolek tells Kaz “punt for the football team? no thanx bro’… if it’s the same o-line that can’t get a first down, I doubt that they will keep me from getting a concussion…”