Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 26, 2018

She has no frog DNA in her, so yes, she can still see you.

Ozy and Millie is at a standstill, and I know perfectly well that it still exists.

Where was this “I read somewhere” bit, Marigold?

Sorry, Marigold. This isn’t Jurassic Park and Phoebe isn’t a T-Rex.

Fake news, Mari. Sad.

“But you’re my friend, I want to be alone with you.”

“I’ve read somewhere”. Yeah that’s like saying “I knew this guy” or “He/she said this and that”.

You need to check your source, Marigold.

A typo in the Goblinese book of humans: Blart, Blart, Blartt!

not: Blart, Blart, Blarrtt!

Human vision is not based on movement. Human symphonies are.

Is Phoebe reading Greta Garbo’s autobiography?

Thats T rexes, Marigold. Ur dumb