Indefinite life expectancy (for a cat), no serious health issues, a girlfriend, countless family members to annoy, interesting acquaintances like spiders and mice to talk to …
The comedian Dennis Wolfberg said ‘Some guys have ’it’. Whatever ‘it’ is, they’ve got it. Women are drawn to them like magnets. I on the other hand do NOT have ‘it’. In fact I have the antidote to ‘it’.’
ToonGuy300 almost 6 years ago
Maybe popularity…?
codycab almost 6 years ago
Take your time, Garfield. It’ll ALL come to you.
Kaputnik almost 6 years ago
That thought can be as profound as you choose to make it.
desvarzil almost 6 years ago
Or, where you put it.
Gent almost 6 years ago
You’ve got it all except a brain? Think harder, bigfoot! ;o)
John M almost 6 years ago
probably Toxoplasma gondii
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
What do you give the man who has everything? – Your sympathies. :D
SheMc almost 6 years ago
Maybe when you lose some, you will realize how Lucky you are!!!
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
Let’s see….food (check), family (check), home (check), teddie bear (check), fame (check)…I’m sure that there will be more that comes to mind….
Baba27 almost 6 years ago
Indefinite life expectancy (for a cat), no serious health issues, a girlfriend, countless family members to annoy, interesting acquaintances like spiders and mice to talk to …
tirnaaisling almost 6 years ago
I have it all, and it amounts to nothing.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
You definitely have it all, Garfield
almost 6 years ago
You’re simply one of the best, Garfield.
Squoop almost 6 years ago
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? — Stephen Wright
COL Crash almost 6 years ago
It is all a little hard to get your arms around isn’t it?
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
Hopefully there’s a cure.
hagarthehorrible almost 6 years ago
You have all the time to yourself and we love you!
hagarthehorrible almost 6 years ago
And you have Jon to feed you.
EugeneKim almost 6 years ago
You’ve got it ALL. You have diabetes
BWR almost 6 years ago
The comedian Dennis Wolfberg said ‘Some guys have ’it’. Whatever ‘it’ is, they’ve got it. Women are drawn to them like magnets. I on the other hand do NOT have ‘it’. In fact I have the antidote to ‘it’.’