Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2018

Working hard beats being homeless and starving.

Panel 4: homage to the family friendly state of affairs.

Rat leave Roald Dahl out of it!

how positive were you expecting, Pig?

Beer is the answer.

Work hard, get rich and have a stroke. Then your lazy, ungrateful children will positively have freedom.

Pine’s first law of reality: The harder the work, the lower the pay.

Death is the great equalizer and leads to the ultimate financial freedom.

Work better, not harder.

Just ask Joe Hill. He’ll tell you that “You’ll get pie in the sky when you die. THAT’S A LIE!”

Must of taken a wrong turn….Rat’s “Guide” did not work……must of happened in Al-Ba-Kerkie…. ;-)

From Rat?? Don’t make us laugh, Pig

Achieve financial freedom the old fashioned way – choose the right parents!

If I gave up then where would I be now?

Nothing is more relaxing than a little despair! Ahhhh…..

Just be part of the one per cent and you get 80% of the profits and a big tax break, yay!

I spend less and just work. It works out to the same thing. The latest study shows stress causes physical problems. Rat is right.

Obviously, coal miners don’t work as hard as the Kardashians.

The Deteriorata…not to be confused with the Desiderata (with Melissa Manchester doing the singing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NAwlepnSs

Nope,that’s it…

Purging your soul of all principles, ethics, empathy and compassion is the single biggest contributor to your odds of financial success.

It’s clear the best way to financial freedom is to be born into a family with lots of money.

Inheriting is the single biggest contributor to your odds of financial success

Live below your means. Know what you’re spending your money on. Invest for the long term.

Life has you by the little chocolate factory people? Doesn’t compute.

Stephan, what’s happened to the Crocs? Have you stopped them drawing for fear of offending some group?

Oompa loompa doopitty doo

I’ve got a perfect pun for you

Putting your conscious aside and exploiting what you can by any means necessary.. to your advantage.. is what really works.

Life has you by the orange little people?

Ohh—not the Oompa Loompas …

Made me laugh, though.

As a famous rock star once said of his huge monetary success, “I can still only eat two eggs in the morning.”

Sorry, Pig. Don’t mean to give away Spoilers here, but the way this plot goes, we all end up dead…..