Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 04, 2018

Wow! Family size ant!

And that’s all you came home with. Hard to believe.

Sounds about right. Everything’s too big, and you have to buy in multiples of at least two.

Supersize me and save 50%!

It’s a small price to pay for jumbo sized ants.

He was getting antsy for a good deal at the Costco store.

Hard to beat the price on those Kirkland Formicidae.

Coverly: Kudos! Very clever!

Must be one of those ‘Gi-ants’.

“I’m going back for a cockroach.”

Does anyone remember Fedco®? That used to be my favorite store! I bought my Pentax ME, my wife’s engagement and wedding rings, our first DVD player there.

“Ant that cool.”

Is he having the eatanter over for dinner?

Kirkland house brand AND they’re free-range organic!

Pym Farms brand. From the valley of the Jolly Green Giant-Man.

That’s what Hank Pym should have done with his technology, go into food production. But no, he had to be a superhero.

Let’s see you swallow them.