F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 04, 2018

tablecloth as a bedspread… yikes

“I’m gonna try for an uptown girl

She’s been living in her white bread world

As long as anyone with hot blood can

And now she’s looking for a downtown man

That’s what I am"

Billy Joel

Well…. if its a plastic tablecloth, I could see that as a problem ;)

no, I think it’s that brown hairy thing living on his face

" … but it’s probably that she’s just not that into you."

Well, at least she was in the bedroom. So close….

It’s always something

Yeah, it’s the tablecloth bedspread, the paper plates and plastic utensils, the ongoing experiment on the origins of life in his refrigerator, and the thing in the bathroom he won’t kill because it eats the other stuff.

“Lazy Mary get otta bed, we need the sheets for the table.”

I can see it. Beautiful lace tablecloth spread over a comforter in a room with antique furniture.

I know I know, not the point, not the joke.