I could see Kelly’s eyes beginning to glaze over when Flipper suddenly ended his gushing about his glorious future with, “But why am I telling you all of this? I just though you deserved to know, even if you won’t be here to see it! And don’t worry. That rug is specially made and works well as a tarp for inadvertent spills.” And then he started shooting. I felt myself take a hit in the chest, and me without body armor. But as long as I was still standing, I figured I might as well return the favor. He’d put a round into Kelly before I started his ventilation, which seemed effective. He fired twice more, both shots going wild, before he collapsed. I knew I was hit, but I was still standing. So was Kelly. It didn’t add up. He’d hit us from less than twelve feet away, practically point blank. I said as much, loudly and with much cursing. Not that I minded not being dead already. Nerves, mostly.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night / Take this little girl and fly away / All your life / You were only waiting for this moment to arise / Blackbird singing in the dead of night / Take these lame ‘ole eyes and learn to see / All your life / You were only waiting for this moment to be lame
Curious, isn’t it, that what the Upside-down Girl in Pink says might as well have been said by the blackbird, had it dropped her? Be that as it may, I see no dolly on the grounds approaching yon castle, so I say, ensconce her! Ensconce her well, before doing any aerial dolly-reconnaissance. Only then can we devote precious Froglandian resources to searching for dolly-Countess Seraphina. And that’s the Pretty Little Dolly-truth, so help me Mona Abboud!
Look, Lame-o kiddies: I used three dolly-hyphens in a row (and this is four for you)!
The lass seems unconcerned almost if both her amygdalas were gone. Maybe she is suffering from an undiagnosed brain malady called Urbach-Wiethe Syndrome.
Howard'sMyHero almost 6 years ago
Caw, Caw … Sure ! … No problemo doll face ….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Caw, Caw…You won’t be a needin’ no dolly whereas you r goin kid…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Right. I’ll go back for it in a bit.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I could see Kelly’s eyes beginning to glaze over when Flipper suddenly ended his gushing about his glorious future with, “But why am I telling you all of this? I just though you deserved to know, even if you won’t be here to see it! And don’t worry. That rug is specially made and works well as a tarp for inadvertent spills.” And then he started shooting. I felt myself take a hit in the chest, and me without body armor. But as long as I was still standing, I figured I might as well return the favor. He’d put a round into Kelly before I started his ventilation, which seemed effective. He fired twice more, both shots going wild, before he collapsed. I knew I was hit, but I was still standing. So was Kelly. It didn’t add up. He’d hit us from less than twelve feet away, practically point blank. I said as much, loudly and with much cursing. Not that I minded not being dead already. Nerves, mostly.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago
bestest
coltish1 almost 6 years ago
Wait! A fair maid can’t be imprisoned in a castle without her, um … fair maids.
I was going to comment about Ruthie and her bad dream-come-true, but the hair was all wrong.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Pies in the faces of all “royalty.” Pies! Pies in all their faces!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“We will, we will, Roc you!”
~F. Mercury
dermandro almost 6 years ago
Yer dolly should be the least of your worries, dearie.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 6 years ago
Every Mother worries about her baby.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It’s okay. The Prince’s raven rescued her & took her to his castle.
6turtle9 almost 6 years ago
Blackbird singing in the dead of night / Take this little girl and fly away / All your life / You were only waiting for this moment to arise / Blackbird singing in the dead of night / Take these lame ‘ole eyes and learn to see / All your life / You were only waiting for this moment to be lame
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
Oops, she flew away…
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Curious, isn’t it, that what the Upside-down Girl in Pink says might as well have been said by the blackbird, had it dropped her? Be that as it may, I see no dolly on the grounds approaching yon castle, so I say, ensconce her! Ensconce her well, before doing any aerial dolly-reconnaissance. Only then can we devote precious Froglandian resources to searching for dolly-Countess Seraphina. And that’s the Pretty Little Dolly-truth, so help me Mona Abboud!
Look, Lame-o kiddies: I used three dolly-hyphens in a row (and this is four for you)!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
The lass seems unconcerned almost if both her amygdalas were gone. Maybe she is suffering from an undiagnosed brain malady called Urbach-Wiethe Syndrome.