Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 03, 2018

When do the birds arrive?

Other than the costumes, they’re not really buzzy bodies.

Okay, how does one sit back with the stinger?

Let’s stop by the Tiki for some nanner daks, and then go around pollenating the neighborhood. I wonder if the SheRiFf will be at the Tiki yet? I’m sure the old rumrunner has another shipment for him.

Wait a sec. If those are bee costumes why do they have butterfly wings?

Flutterbees

Be my little baby bumblebee

Plan Bee didn’t work, on to plan Cee.

“Now what?” ………………………………………………….. Indeed. Some options:

1) We go seeking flowers.

2) We get busy.

Busy?

Yeah, busy as bees.

3) You get to be the queen, and have your every need met by me.

4) You get to be the queen, and be obligated to meet every (certain) kind of need of mine.

5) Let’s invite the whole family for Halloween!

Now, to MUDD AND SHERIFF MunKyBluz, I’m only going to say this once. Eileen & Herb there are a married couple. What they choose to do in the privacy of their own home is none of your beeswax.

Sorry, SNL’s not doing that skit any more.

Eileen and Herb were seen at Stel’s Costume Annex. We all assumed they were planning a Halloween party. Not I’m not so sure I’d go even if they had one, they seem kind of weird.

They just moved here and I was going to bring over my famous honey cake, you know to be neighborly. But… hmmm. Nope.

Bee my honey.

You two beat me to the honey dept. “What’s up, Honey?” “Money, Honey.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=OHgFs4Oxuc4

If you let the above link run through “Money Honey”, you get to “Honey Love”

I’m going to buzz off now.

I meant to post this link….

Their song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAUJCNzFMU

(The McGuire Sisters)

BTW… Rose…. they’re OK… just, well….. you know…..

the honey jar isn’t filled to the brim, if you catch my drift.

(Kinda sticky to talk about it here, in front of everybody.

Now watch those old SNL shows.

And they did go to Stel’s, and look at her best bee costumes…

sturdy, furry ones, with transparent wings…

But they didn’t buy them….

They went to the Super Saver Drug Store and Pool Supply, out near West Ballard and Highway 133…

and found those weird bee suits with what might bee … I mean be… fairy butterfly wings, in the “as is” costume bin.

They should have just told Stel they’d like something less expensive.

Why is she even asking?

She’s the queen. She makes the edicts.

pollination Gladys. Pollination.

Normally I just comment here about Cleo, but I thought I might mention something about the alert message that everybody is going to get on their smart phone today. Turn your phone off at least a half hour before the alert message. I’m afraid that there might be a spy bot put in that message. You get weather alerts with no problem so a national alert could be put in that weather alert message if there was something that everybody needed to know. That’s why I’m worried about that thing today.

“Come over here, honey. lmao.. get it? lol.. so on, so forth.. etc..”

I was going to make a buzz off comment, but someone beat me too it.

Good morning, Sheriff.

Two minutes later, the porch light came on, and they knocked each other down trying to get out the door.

Now what?

Pollination Celebration!

Whatever they do next in those costumes, I just hope they don’t break out in hives.

They bee anti-social butterflies.

BEE happy.

Flutter.

She may be the queen bee but all he can hear is her drone on.

I think he’s about to give her the sting-eye…

What’s so funny about dressing up as bees?

https://i.postimg.cc/HL7mHt9d/Copy_of_Honeybee3.jpg

Nobody said Plan b?

Wait a minute! Since when do bees have butterfly wings?

Herb thought they would just do what came naturally, but he didn’t consider this wasn’t natural.

Bee still.

The song “No Rain” by Blind Melon