The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 05, 2018

I got one about student loans, and I never had a student loan in my life. I stayed on the phone, this lady who must have been eating butter came on after the robo voice, I told her I have never had a student loan in my life, that I wanted to get off their list. She says one moment, then the call disconnects. I called the number back and the poor person at the other end of the line had no Idea what I was talking about.

I get at least 5 minutes of entertainment with these fools.

This is the fraud division of the police department.May I help you?Click ;)

Where are the moneybags that usually surround the boss’ desk?

No question of it being a might.. it’s a sure thing, the only variable is that it might.. come while you are eating supper..

I don’t blame you. I don’t answer anymore unless I know who is calling. Probably missed some important calls unwittingly

I’ve been told that there are 4 charges “pressed” against my name and the local “cops” will come ans arrest me if I don’t reply to the phone call. I have been waiting for the “cops” for a couple years now and they have yet to show up. I’ve even baked them a cake in anticipation of some company, but nothing.

Said this before: I hide my caller id, call them back. if someone answers or if asked to leave a message, I play them that old Freddie Fender song “Wasted Days and Wasted Nights.” It’s amazing how many of those callers don’t ever call back. Also, I got a call showing my on id as the caller. So, I blocked my id from making calls to me, if that makes any sense. It hasn’t happen any more.

my robocalls are about something tragic about to happen to my Windows PC. I don’t have a Windows PC.