The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 28, 2018

And he leaves it on the windshield of the car, so he won’t forget where he put it.

I had my daughter’s car one day – a silver Hyundai SUV. Try finding it in a parking lot full of silver SUVs.

Doesn’t matter what make it is – they all look alike.

My F250 Superduty with the 6-inch, lift large tires and the ranchero bumpers front and rear make it easy to find.

…and that is why your keypad doesn’t open the red Mercedes.

Don’t forget to write down the tag number!

Not as hard for me since I recently got a “Crip Strip”.

With the way internet shopping is killing malls these days, this is becoming much less of a problem.

There is an app for that…

It shouldn’t be that hard to find a blue Ford in a haystack…

Either at Malls or Big Box stores I try to park near where I’m going to come out. Helps a lot. (and saves backtracking)

A common problem if you have more than one car..

The catch is lots of other blue Fords tend to be around.

My aunt would put a plastic flower on her antenna, I have seen the same thing done with a tennis ball. She claims it worked for her every time.

I have a six foot dual band antenna attached to the roof rack of my Jeep Cherokee. It makes it easy to find.

Or having a black motorcycle at a motorcycle event. LOLMy car is small and black and like someone said trucks seem to park by it and then disappears, even if I park in the middle of an open lot no cars or trucks around there will always be trucks around when I come out.I did come up with a solution of sort since my car is small I park next to the cart return makes it easier to find my car.

I always take a picture of the lot number and sector.

Finding a needle in a haystack is easy. Just grab your girlfriend (or boyfriend), get naked, and go for a romp in the hay – you will find the needle within seconds.