Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 09, 2018

I’d give this strip the bird, if it wasn’t for my “duck-tility”!

If you take him in during beak hours, you’re still gonna pay through the nose..

and besides…. that vet is a quack.

He’ll sell you some fowl smelling ointment…

and tell you everything will be just ducky….

but next week it’ll be the same old tail.

What’s the mallard with him?

A duck asked the druggist for a condom to which the druggist replied, “Do you want to pay cash or should I put it on your bill?”

Broken beak? then you need,,, gorilla tape.

Just send the bill to my house.

Groan…

But…if you deduck the bill, that’s all you got left. And the vet is stuck with the bill!

That insurance company is dethpicable!