Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 09, 2018

And what channel is that on my TV?

I can relate to all that – except the “depressing” part. I just don’t care.

I read the Yahoo home page about people who I have no conception who they are or why I should care about their lives. The definition of celebrity has dropped several rungs it seems.

This year was the worst Emmy Awards show I’ve ever seen, and I’m 71, just sayin.

I don’t know half the “stars” of today….and I am 61.

To be a celebrity you must have several Nip Slips and wardrobe malfunctions, too.