Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 17, 2018

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Chocolate is therapy.

But deadly to me. Allergic.

Indeed.

And, of course Aunty, you combine that with copious amounts of 5L box wine.

Not for long. Climate change is already affecting the chocolate harvest.

And much more enjoyable

Therapy. Bah. Humbug. Did me more harm than good. Give me a good semisweet chocolate bar any day!

Amen!

And works better, too.

Brother and I are both confirmed chocoholics.