Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 08, 2018

Wow, dude, I’d love a higher flight. Can you hook me up?

P1, Marginal Mike’s punt at least got in the air.

P2, It’s dangerously close to 50 years since I graduated from high school and I don’t recall 6 people being called a trio. Must be that new math I always hear about.

P3, Drop and gimme 40!

P2 Obviously Tates Creek is not much of a draw? Great fan support Milford!!!???

Is a non-conference game or are we going to be seeing more of Tates Creek (a mining town where everybody has the same DNA)???

Did Joe Bolek’s previously dark-haired movie-loving friend dye his hair blond or did Whigham run out of ink?

In all reality , the Valley Conference has expanded in addition to adding Tates Creek they’ve added the Ocean City Neptune’s , Coal City Miners, and Painted Desert Sun Devils .

P2- Subtle nod to Jack Nicklaus, The Golden Bear, by the kid in the top row.P3- The Pelwecki hairdo is here to stay and Joe Bolek is really a Standish.

Season will be over by the time this kid decides to play or not, but maybe that’s his strategy

Oh come on narrator, you’re downplaying the turnout for this game. It’s actually 2 trios of fans!

So he hasn’t punted since middle school but knows he can hit it 40 years with hang time? So that’s how far he could hit it back then? He would have been on track for an elite college punter in that case.

Just another HS kid lying about his height. He should be trying out for the Basketball team with that attitude.

Bolek and his entourage don’t seem like they would attend a high school football game.

…Tate’s Creek flows into Shitt’s Creek a few miles downstream…

You think Gil would just walk down the hall and just pick out a Guy, any Guy named Ray, and his problem would be solved. He’s too busy watching subtitled movies with midgets and camels as the stars.