«"SANTA USES SLEEPING ABOMINATION’S EYES TO SPY ON THE WORLD"»
Night-Gaunt49 Dark Spiral Holiday News reporter «»
Silly girl, he watches you 7/24/365. He might not watch you bathe or go to the bathroom. But everywhere else he has CHULA-VARUNA’s eyes on you and everyone. (Yes he hijacked a body part to a humanoid abomination that is “sleeping” under the deeps.) The Light Elves recommended not to do it. But they also answered it could be centuries before the stars are right
for CHULA-VARUNA to “wake up” and may be free of his watery prison. Soooooo Kris Kringle has that over his head as his surveillance of everyone on the planet all of the time. CHULA-VARUNA’s million eyes search for the evil already. So it is ideal for Santa to use. Between this and Santa’s war with the Santa Spiders takes up much of his time.
«»(CHULA-VARUNA::the first god of the Hindus, blue scaled skin, 6-sea green eyes, bat-like fan wings & ancient. From the stars then imprisoned by other such beings in the oceans since before humanity.Possibly the real basis for Howard Philips Lovecraft’s idea of “Cthulhu”.)
rekam Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I agree, Aunty.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
You better not pout and you better not cry about it.
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
Those are sour grapes ‘cos you haven’t been a good girl this year, Aunty!
Marvin Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Do you make use of the coal?
SusieB almost 6 years ago
Like your Christmas sweater
rm8ty almost 6 years ago
I saw a Christmas sweater that said “Santa, define good.”
Jeffin Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Just be good Auntie. It’s easier.
paranormal almost 6 years ago
Got a guilty conscience Aunty?
noreenklose almost 6 years ago
To Ged, and my fellow Aunty Acid fans:
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bakana almost 6 years ago
Santa always got that Backwards.
To know who’s been Bad or Good, he’d have to see you while you are Awake.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
«"SANTA USES SLEEPING ABOMINATION’S EYES TO SPY ON THE WORLD"»
Night-Gaunt49 Dark Spiral Holiday News reporter «»
Silly girl, he watches you 7/24/365. He might not watch you bathe or go to the bathroom. But everywhere else he has CHULA-VARUNA’s eyes on you and everyone. (Yes he hijacked a body part to a humanoid abomination that is “sleeping” under the deeps.) The Light Elves recommended not to do it. But they also answered it could be centuries before the stars are right
for CHULA-VARUNA to “wake up” and may be free of his watery prison. Soooooo Kris Kringle has that over his head as his surveillance of everyone on the planet all of the time. CHULA-VARUNA’s million eyes search for the evil already. So it is ideal for Santa to use. Between this and Santa’s war with the Santa Spiders takes up much of his time.
«»(CHULA-VARUNA::the first god of the Hindus, blue scaled skin, 6-sea green eyes, bat-like fan wings & ancient. From the stars then imprisoned by other such beings in the oceans since before humanity.Possibly the real basis for Howard Philips Lovecraft’s idea of “Cthulhu”.)