Why? Sand in every crack and crevice, sand fleas, tourists tramping around and leaving trash everywhere (well, some residents do this too), hurricane evacuations once or twice a year… did I mention tourists? Yes, I live in Florida, 8 miles from the nearest beach.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 6 years ago
Yeah, me too…(#?)
Marvin Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Aunty, sometimes life’s a beach, other times it’s a bitch.
ChessPirate almost 6 years ago
Aunty, when you wake up in the gutter, just pretend it’s the beach… ☺
anomalous4 almost 6 years ago
A bad day at the beach is better than a good day just about anywhere else.
paranormal almost 6 years ago
Aunty, just be glad you’re not waking up in the jaws of a dinosaur!!!
sew-so almost 6 years ago
Why? Sand in every crack and crevice, sand fleas, tourists tramping around and leaving trash everywhere (well, some residents do this too), hurricane evacuations once or twice a year… did I mention tourists? Yes, I live in Florida, 8 miles from the nearest beach.
CougarAllen almost 6 years ago
No, that’s not your real problem. Your real problem is not going to sleep at the beach. Fix that, and the apparent problem will be solved too.
Charlie Tuba almost 6 years ago
Then maybe you should fall asleep on the beach. Be sure to put on sunscreen before falling asleep!
bakana almost 6 years ago
I grew up at the beach.
All those Tourists can be downright Annoying.
Sure, Half of them are cute and fun to look at, but the Other Half can really get on your last nerve.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’m not at the beach, but i can hear the surf.