bacon by Lonnie Millsap for September 26, 2018

He could offer them a pelt.

What about sticks? I understand they had some nice sticks back then.

Or as Mel Brooks said, in The Two Thousand Year Old Man, “Hitting a rock with a stick was a good job! You couldn’t get that job!”

“I Wanna Rock” – Twisted Sister

Charlie Brown got a rock!

“No thanks, I’m trying to cut down.”

I brought my own, thanks.

“Everybody’s gonna get stoned.” – Bob Dylan

Put on some Ramones then!