Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 01, 2018

Traitor! I’m gonna hork in your shoes.

I don’t know, I think Mittens would be a fun bailiff. I can just imagine the yeoling that would happen when the defendant would act up.

#youarewrong #catswithweapons #careerformittens

I thought Mittens was happy emulating Judge Judy. I mean, he already has his own fancy robe he wears while watching. Maybe if Angie was to buy him his very own gavel (a fancy one, of course) he would be content.

Yeah, I’m not sure Mittens would be as tolerant of being the judge’s comic foil as Byrd is.

Bailiff Mitty would be able to put the bite on the litigants when they get out of line!

You should text Judge Judy. Only a tough and fancy cat is worthy of the Judge Both of you in robes ….

. . . forget Judge Judy! Mittens should be nominated as a justice for the SCOTUS! He already wears black and he is SO cute! :)

I like Bailiff Byrd, but if I were Judge Judy, yes I would prefer a tough (but fancy) cat.

#jealous

Uh-oh. Busted!

Made me laugh.