Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 04, 2018

Trust me, Snoopy, there are a lot worse things people can talk about while you’re trying to eat anything.

well, at least it’s not tapeworms while eating fettuccine or tagliatelle

Does this mean Woodstock’s relationship with the worm has tapered off?

Because some people are easy bait, Snoopy.

It would be more appropriate if he were eating vermicelli, which means “little worms”.

Charlie Brown fed Snoopy pasta? But there’s no Lady for him to nudge a meatball towards.

Jokes the bird who does not know whether to eat worms or date them

…well, he is a bird.

Because some people are bird-brains.

Once, I ate leftover lasagna while watching “The Walking Dead.” Grossed out my wife. Didn’t bother me at all.

Because that’s what it reminds you of.

Laughed at this – we used to do similar stuff to “sensitive” types who couldn’t handle “dirty” talk around food, and then help ourselves to a free meal when they walked away in disgust… College days (sigh)! :D

Look at his dish…it’s brown. His spaghetti does look like a bowl of worms.

“They’re worms.” “They’re only noodles, Michael.”

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