Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 25, 2018

Charlie Brown, you blockhead! If you’re EVER going to get that one red-headed girl to like you, you should at least listen to other girls.

I could tell she wasn’t done with her story Charlie Brown, why couldn’t you? And it was not funny cutting off a little girl’s curls!

Did Granddad forget which kid was which?

Good grief.

These days, if someone who looks like a boy claims to be a girl, you can’t tell if it is a boyish girl or girlish boy.

I have this experience all the time. “Conversation” does not mean “waiting for you to shut up so I can talk again”, Chuck.

Good grief!

The problem with my wife is that I can never be sure when she is finished talking. She can go on for hours on any topic. One day as she was driving, I sat with my hands on my knees and looked straight ahead. I did not make a sound, not even a grunt or a nod and she talked for another 30 minutes without any feedback from me at all.

Finally I interrupted her and said, “I could have been dead for 30 minutes and you would not have noticed.”

She talks in her sleep. She talks under anesthesia during operations.

We’ve known each other for over 50 years. I’ve come to accept this quirk of hers and she acknowledges it too. In fact she’s the one who quotes me when I said, “I have an arrangement with my doctor. If my wife stops talking for 15 minutes, we can have her declared legally dead.”

Well, she is kind of butch.

I just saw Peppermint Patty in Maria’s Day. https://www.gocomics.com/marias-day/2018/11/25

The thing about bad haircuts is that it will always grow back.

Poor Charlie just can’t win.

And then there was the time I got a haircut about an hour after being mistaken for my dad’s girlfriend…

I’ve got friends who do this. My oldest brother does it constantly, but he always wants to control the conversation, so I think it does it on purpose.

Just call him Kanye Brown. "Imma let you finish, but my barber story is the best of all time.

So she had curls?