Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 12, 2018

Make applesauce and cider… hard cider for Cybil…

Simply feed it to a giant worm.

Now you’ll need an apple hearse.

I can imagine this happening on Yahoo! Answers.

He doesn’t have direct experience with this situation, but James can give you some good advice.

Take it to the Apple store and buy a new one

Get an Android

The apple of a man’s eye is the prettiest peach with the biggest pear.

He should have been driving this in The Big Apple.

Lio is bad to the core.

Spend $3,000 on the next upgrade like the good little corporate junkie you are

As usual, the internet will be no help.

What, there’s no app for that?

Lio, run, run, RUN from the rhinos!

I hate when that happens.

Sell it for cider at the Genius Bar!

Lowly Worm’s gonna sue you for this.

Lose it & call Uberdroid!

Not your average meaning of the phrase. With Lio, it rarely is….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

Call Richard Scarry, he’ll know what to do…