The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 11, 2018

Then why are you spending money to lie on a couch and complain to a shrink?

Had a roommate in college who was bragging about something or other and someone accused him sarcastically of being “excessively humble”. His response was “…I can’t be excessively humble – excessive humility is a fault and I don’t have any.”

Do that’s what Donnie looks like without his hairpiece.

And so modest, too…