Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 11, 2018

She only eats one donut a day, and she carrying it.

So, what’s bad about taking an inner tube with you when you go swimming?

Some people keep a bottle of scotch in their desk drawer, I kept one of those “cushion inflatable rings”. Gotta do what you gotta do…

’roid ring.

From the Laryngospasms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xavluTezTnU

fusilier, ducking, running, and grinning

James 2:24

In 20 years, still carrying my yoga mat

Don’t be snarky about old age. It is a status denied to far too many.

‘Rhoid rage

Kids don’t nap at kindergarten any more? Who decided that?

I hate it when the doctor asks if I have a problem with something. Because it means I AM GOING TO. Long live ignorance!

Painful hemorrhoids.