Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 11, 2018

As Mr. Miyagi said in a scoff to Daniel LaRausso who caught a housefly with chopsticks, “beginner’s luck!”

@Number Three In today’s strip Flo once again shows up how incompetent her hubby Mr Andrew Capp is , she caught a whopper at her first try at the same time not letting go of her purse with Andy around :o) in my new avatar the airplane Captain and co-pilot should look where they are going instead of breaking the fourth wall. Sorry to hear you have a cold :o{ keep warm and pal ,

Well, she baited Andy.

gottcha andy!!

so what bait did she use?

Don’t you just HATE it when they do that, Andy? I mean beat you without even trying!

It’s your aftershave, Andy.

Well..uh…I can beat you at canal diving! So…there! ;o}

Spit on the bait; but not with alcohol-laced spit.

I helped my dad remove an alternator on Mama’s car once – all without breaking a nail.

This one made me laugh.

I doubt there’s a husband out there, who hasn’t been shown up by his wife in some way. We men are always " the argument of our own scorn " !

This is the typical fishing scenario at my house.

A Benny Hill sketch, with a married couple SOMEWHAT like Andy and Flo:

Wife: “You can leave, for all I care! There are plenty more fish in the sea.”

Hubby: “Yeah, only your bait ain’t what it used to be, is it?”

Wife: “And your PIER collapsed!”

I truly love this one! Reminds me of my husband and me. He has not said a word about being a better fisherman for years! :-)

When it comes to fishing, I’m a superstar! That is I can accompany the best fisherman on Earth and it will be a terrible day for all. The fish will all run and hide, or more like laugh.

Well, that’s supper taken care of. Although who could possibly eat a cute, pretty fish like that?

xxx

@Afficionado

Have you ever watched the cartoon show “Beavis & Butthead”?

In the film “Beavis & Butthead Do America” The plane tips over and Butthead rolls all the way down the aisle and lands in the pilot area and one of them says “Get the hell out of the cockpit!” Butthead of course finds it funny with the dirty mind he has.

I love that Flo did it without putting down her purse or taking off her gloves!!

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime; teach a woman to fish and you’ll be fed up !”

Between this and the horsetrack, Andy must have lousy luck with animals.