Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 01, 2018

Dave is the Reason for the Season

Now she tells me! These disfiguring blemishes weren’t cheep!

Now I want a pocket frog too.

Kids nowadays…it used to be they’d just do tattoos and nose rings….

He was a three eyed, two horned, flying green people eater? (Naw. It doesn’t have a ring to it)

Dave looks kinda horny, don’t you think?