Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 28, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they……lactose!

Udderly Impassable!

Today’s final panel looks like it came from "Pearls Before Swine "……

Note that we’re now living in a world where you can’t call something “milk” if it didn’t come out of a cow. That’s what the law actually says. Intended to shame the soy/almond/rice milk people, it has the unintended effect of making goat’s milk (and mother’s milk!) not milk.

You have to admire Bucky’s illogical logic

Bucky is an intolerant period.

Do you really trust Bucky to keep it refrigerated?

Bucky has “invented” a milk like substitute & needs a guinea pig to test it.

Perhaps if there was a cookie offered too?

BEWARE of Bucky offering “gifts”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like something I would read in “pearls before swine”.

If you turn down milk in Greece, they make a feta-ral case out of it!

so are you, all animals are lactose intolerant once they reach adulthood, humans are the exception

The Buckmeister’s malapropisms are hilarious. It takes a really fertile mind to come up with the ones you do, Darby! Definitely one of the reasons I love this strip!