Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 09, 2018

You’ll love it a little less when you realize that her life savings was four dollars.

I almost became one of the slow-witted ones… wasn’t paying attention to what he said until I took a second glance…

You’ll love it a bit less when you realise she will outlive you!

I’ve done all of my own investment research, retired at 52.

Obvi – he’s not a fiduciary financial advisor.

He doesn’t even have to be that honest: “I guarantee riches beyond belief…”

They’re called brokers because that’s what they make you.

All her investements were in Roman aquaducts and chariot futures

Good grief, Broomie! He isn’t even a slick liar. Yet, you’ve been had!