F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 20, 2018

F- how?

Trying my best to not tell any cat stories here.

What, the exterminators screwed up again?

I knew it had to be around here somewhere…

If you have a cat, it will let you know it.

My brother had a cat Poo (at least legend says); one of 3 cats. Never saw him, ever. He was like Sasquatch.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

“Honey” understands the precept of the cat in the house – she sees the level in the cat food bowl decreasing over time.

They must have momentarily ceased thinking of taking it to the vet!

I’ve never been owned by a cat that didn’t let me forget his/her presence. I must’ve just been unlucky my whole life?