Behold the magical unicorn. Horn (includes magical healing powers + built-in cigarette lighter) Sparkly eyes. Driver-side airbag. Farts smell like lavender. Secretly hates you.
Unicorn turds are what rainbows aspire to be.
Operated by two college frat chickens. Well, roosters. Cocks. .. ooops…
I like the built-in cigarette lighter, but I’m allergic to lavender. Bummer. :)
If this is a demon unicorn in a nice unicorn suit, run for your lives. (LEGENDS OF TOMORROW reference.)
That really hurts. They actually hate me?
Ida No almost 6 years ago
Unicorn turds are what rainbows aspire to be.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Operated by two college frat chickens. Well, roosters. Cocks. .. ooops…
Impkins Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I like the built-in cigarette lighter, but I’m allergic to lavender. Bummer. :)
marilynnbyerly almost 6 years ago
If this is a demon unicorn in a nice unicorn suit, run for your lives. (LEGENDS OF TOMORROW reference.)
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That really hurts. They actually hate me?