Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 15, 2018
November 14, 2018
November 16, 2018
Transcript:
Alien: Today is a good day to die! Tomorrow, death aptness falls to about 75%, and then reaches a seasonal all-time low of 63% this weekend. ...So you'll want to get that heroic death sorted out today if you can. Qapla!
“But beginning next week there will be an increase in intermittent showers of Praxis fragments, so with any luck, you could be allowed to die a glorious death by meteorite, Kahless willing!”
Or you could take the weekend off and die gloriously next week. Never put off until tomorrow the magnificent heroic death you can put off indefinitely!
Ida No about 6 years ago
Today’s bad for me. How about tomorrow? Is tomorrow good for you?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 6 years ago
So, this Klingon weather reporting was post-Kirk but pre-Picard.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Death always comes along. Just wait.
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
“But beginning next week there will be an increase in intermittent showers of Praxis fragments, so with any luck, you could be allowed to die a glorious death by meteorite, Kahless willing!”
LOLBeth about 6 years ago
Or you could take the weekend off and die gloriously next week. Never put off until tomorrow the magnificent heroic death you can put off indefinitely!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago
It’s not when you die but who you take with you that counts.
Indianapolis Smith about 6 years ago
I died a glorious death yesterday in a flame war. My body is still at the keyboard going at it…
TheBigPickle about 6 years ago
Qapla’!
stormwagemaker about 6 years ago
only once i have finished my ragh´t