Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 01, 2018
October 31, 2018
November 02, 2018
Transcript:
Tom Selleck Adventures Tom Selleck: Hello? Nick Fury: Tom, we need your help. Tom Selleck: You can count on me, Nick Fury. Moustache... ...Power... Activate. When the world is in danger, when no one else can help, Tom Selleck has the power to instantly re-grow his moustache.
Ida No about 6 years ago
The power doesn’t extend to any other region, though, which is why he never waxes his chest.
Ontman about 6 years ago
Not like that wimpy new Magnum guy.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 6 years ago
and then he heroically leaps into the fray and convinces old people to go for reverse mortgages
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
There you go, Rosanne. Your career comeback hook. Stop shaving.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Change it up with the walrus style stache.
URL Not Found about 6 years ago
Even in his seventies Tom Selleck is still a bad@$$!
Impkins Premium Member about 6 years ago
I NEED that phone number!!!!!!!! :)
Fontessa about 6 years ago
You said it, Sister!
cooganm Premium Member about 6 years ago
Fury’s patch is on the wrong eye. His eye patch, not his soul patch.