Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 20, 2018

Banish those negative thoughts, MUDD AND SHERIFF MUNKY BLUZ. AND YOU TOO, GWEEDO.

Tony’s thinking, “What the heck am I doing getting up so early on a Saturday?”

I wouldn’t want to be the first ’em that Tony sees today.

He’s probably just remembering that he made a fool of himself yesterday with the briefcase.

Tony always thought of himself as “Tony the Tiger”. Then Teresa ran away with the produce manager down at Ballard Fine Comestables and Flying School.

Now Tony feels like “ Tony the Clueless”. He can’t figure out what went wrong. We think Teresa got fed up with him roaring in inappropriate venues.

He all but gave Pastor Grikleman a heart attack right in the middle of his sermon. Grrruufffowll why everyone thought Tony had eaten something very bad indeed!

Tony is hearing the garbage truck, “Dang, I forgot to put the cans out”.

Home on the range, Tony utters a discouraging word.

Good morning, Sunshine !

Good morning, Sheriff !

Me at 3:45 AM when I got a puppy lick on the face meaning Emily had escaped her homemade crate again and had to be taken outside. I asked her brother Bob if he wanted to go outside too, and he looked at me like I was nuts and instigated this middle-of-the-night thing.

Maybe Tony needs to get out of the other side of the bed.

At least his feet reach the floor. When I jump out of bed, I actually jump out of bed.

Wear socks to bed. You’ll wake up in a good mood every day.

C’mon Tony, just one more negative thought will make you positive!

An At ’em Bomb…

don’t turn on the news!!!!

Doris wet the bed again.

From his expression.. he just realized a difficult bowel movement is the first thing he will need to grapple with.

Looks like Tony is rising but shining is a long way off today!!!

No wonder Tony has negative thoughts, he has a toe that’s already trying to get hammered! ;o{