Strange Brew by John Deering for October 18, 2018

At least he’s a customer who’ll clean up after himself.

Would you like us to reduce it down to a paste? That’s the kind of thing that will stick to your ribs, so to speak.

That would be my reaction also.

Eat there often, do ya?

She’ll squash that idea.

The bass player for Dark Star Orchestra cracked that joke at the start of their 10-01-2018 (Peoria) show:https://archive.org/details/dso2018-10-01.oktava.flac16

And the potato leak soup too please.

Maybe a sponge in the back of the throat would help.

He is about to take a leak.

An old, old, joke. I remember the punchline as “Give me a beer and a mop.”

Been waiting long [another old joke]?