Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 10, 2018

Nothing like a thunderstick to return your memory

Hmmm. Golar’s English grammar is better than Tarzan’s.

Tarzan, Mr. Shoot First, ask questions later.

Who knew chimps were racists?

http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/etc/tarmangani.html

Is “fumed” kinda like “having the vapors”.

Still no thought of the other captive he left behind. Maybe when one of the thundersticks go off it will jog Tarzan’s memory. Or maybe even the sight of Wala. That would sure perk up my memory!

“His stolen pouch”…I guess he did steal them from Wala.

Yeah, but he won’t kill them will he? He’ll get knocked out or tied up, then get free and the bad guys will escape. The only dead bad guys are the ones who fall off of something or get eaten.

Whoever wrote this script is imitating Tolkien’s Battle of the Five Armies rather poorly. It should be interesting in that two of the armies are composed of Humans and two of them speak Ape.

YIPEE! YAHOO!! HOT DANG!! GONNA KILL US SUM O DEM THAR ENEEMEES!!!

YEEHAAAA!