Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 26, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    “I wouldn’t lie to you if you didn’t ask me tough questions.”

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  almost 6 years ago

    It was Hobbes somehow.

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    Mr. Jan Gerhardsen Guldvog  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t try to lie, to your own mother!!

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    codycab  almost 6 years ago

    Do we even want to know what “mess” it is?

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    alaskajohn1  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe so, Calvin, but you still take the fall and get sent to your room.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    this is one draw back for being an only child, Calvin

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    sirbadger  almost 6 years ago

    Her lower jaw is growing which could be caused by too much growth hormone.

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    pony21 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    New twist on an old saying.

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 6 years ago

    I didn’t know Calvin came from Venus! Explains allot …

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    Wow! That was so good, Calvin, I’m surprised she didn’t buy it! (sarcasm)

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    If Calvin was in Family Circus, he could say “Not Me.”

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    ericbutts74  almost 6 years ago

    Mom: I remember when you were born Calvin, Venus was Retrograde, so it was some horrible little Venusian. You!

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    RobinHood  almost 6 years ago

    Not Venusian, Gallirfeyan

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    Chad Cheetah  almost 6 years ago

    How do you pronounce “Venusian?”

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    rshive  almost 6 years ago

    He might not have been a Venusian anyway. Probably a renegade Martian.

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    SweetSinger  almost 6 years ago

    So why doesn’t she make him clean it up?

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    BiathlonNut  almost 6 years ago

    Now why doesn’t Calvin dive down into that black hole in the middle of his rug and escape to another universe?

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    joefearsnothing  almost 6 years ago

    “a Venusian! Yeah…..yeah..uh that’s the ticket!”

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    jless  almost 6 years ago

    It could be true. You can’t proof it isn’t.

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    mfrasca  almost 6 years ago

    “For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)”

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    johndifool  almost 6 years ago

    Was his name Galaxoid or Nebular, by any chance?

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    I hate when my mom asks a question like that WHEN SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER.

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    tbdbitl  almost 6 years ago

    The worst part of being an only child – not having someone else to plausibly blame something on!

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    gantech  almost 6 years ago

    It was the Great Gazoo (let’s see how many people remember that one)

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 6 years ago

    That’s right Calvin. Also they don’t fool easy.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    “How would you know he was from Venus?”

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    rAtkinson  almost 6 years ago

    Is that a Frank Zappa reference?

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    cosman  almost 6 years ago

    Ironically, the InSight Mars lander spacecraft touched down there t’day..

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    Ven-oo-shian. Venereal but then that is where we get venereal disease from so they changed it for “sensitive brains”.

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