Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 13, 2018

We’re on an alien theme today. See 10 Cats.

Anything for drama, eh, Mittens?

My son used to be in his high school marching band. The band director was an adherent to the saying that “if you’re early, you’re on time; if you’re on time, you’re late.” If he said call time was 6:30 AM, that meant he expected you to be present and accounted for no later than 6:20 AM.

Maybe Mittens was a band kid in one of his previous lives?

Hey, it’s Stumpy you’re talking about. He’s coming, but probably dealing some ’nip, or chatting up the ladeez en route. #StumpycoolDude!

The truth is out there!

#onkittytime #neverlate #iwillbetherewhenigetthere

Kitty have you ever considered that Stumpy is an alien.

I mean Mitty, autocorrect

My guess is Stump will show at 4:20

Oh Mitty, such a flair for the dramatic, I’d venture a guess Stumpy’s high on nip

I hear a “Stumpy’s not here, man.” conversation in my imagination.