Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 01, 2018

What did the scientist say as he vivisected the dog?“I hate your guts!”

what dog keeps the best time? a watch dog

What did the watch dog say to the intruder? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! (Okay, you had to be there. And be a dog).

Well, the boys found a way to get a laugh out of that stupid book.

It was raining cats and dogs, and I stepped in a poodle.

If we’re doing ancient dog jokes….

Don’t forget:

“A three-legged dog walks into a bar… looks around, and says… ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!’”

“Ma… what do you call a dog with no legs?

Don’t matter, Honey…. he still ain’t gonna come when you call him."

Can we have a slow motion replay on the cat’s face :-)

Now the cats are bipedal, too? Will this madness never end?!

You can tell it’s a Dogwood tree by its bark.

Next page in the book, “How does a dog treat his woman?” Answer: “Ruff”.

So a dog joke book can indeed be funny, if it is used properly. I suppose the same holds true of a dictionary. Good thing Poncho did not get a bowling ball.

Poor kitty. He didn’t write that book.

“Should I have said DiMaggio?”