Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 22, 2018

that may cost the cop’s badge if his superiors find out

A sporting offer!

Don’t do it – you won’t win because a motorcycle is almost always going to win in a stoplight drag race, and even if you did win, it’s more likely you’ll end up with a much worse speeding ticket from the angry losing officer…

No thanks officer just give me the ticket.

Is it double if Ziggy wins or if he loses?

“Wouldn’t be fair…you have a blown Camaro with headers and slicks, I have a 10-speed bike”…

Jimmy John’s commercial. (I think. That was from memory, and I’m only on my 3rd cup of coffee)

Love this one.

you betcha – sounds like a plan – sure but first I have to flip this little nitro switch – wow! we can do that! who’da thought? – do I get a head start? – wanna trade vehicles first? – is your body cam on? – okay and I’ll even give you a 10 count start! – well roll me over in the ditch and rub my drive train. that’s mighty sporting of you officer. -

A police officer actually asked me to show him what my vehicle could do. I was riding a bicycle.

Years ago, at 3rd shift lunch, 2:30 am, we raced an officer and he raced us. Just bored 3rd shifters. It was fun. He won.

In California you can get a single violation ignored by taking a drivers ed class. But two violations — forget it!