Half Full by Maria Scrivan for December 09, 2018

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    VERY old joke.

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    Rogers George Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Our family used to call it “shortening of the arms.”

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    banjinshiju  almost 6 years ago

    That way they can take better selfies with out a stick.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    Stretch Armstrong vitamins.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Yeah, but by the time you get it far enough away to see it clearly, the letters are too small to read.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    “If my arms were a little longer, I could read it. You haven’t got a baboon in your pocket, have you?” —A Night at the Opera

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