F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 24, 2018

okay… so how is he supposed to have the muscle tensions massaged out now?

Had therapeutic massage as part of PT for pinched nerve, and it was very relaxing. Had to concentrate to not fall asleep during it.

Look closely. He’s dead.

Started getting 90min deep tissue 1x/month. Stopped missing work because of back problems. If you can find a good LMT, get it!

Back in my checkered youth I had the occasional bar tender tell me that.

Oh, he’s tense all right. You just haven’t turned him over yet.

That comment would make me tense.

“He’s dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder and I’ll go through his pockets.”

So? He’s not allowed to get more relaxed? He came in like rubber, you can turn him into a puddle!

Service is strictly on a need to knead basis!

“But now you’re tensing up, so never mind.”

Clearly you need to get him excited first.