Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 28, 2018

I swear I’ve played that course, and that hole is a par three.

haven’t we been here sometime before?

Every hole looks like that to me!

God invented the par 5 to stop you from playing golf.

Par 5 is the work of Satan. So it is written in the Gospel of St. Andrew, who was a Scot and figured he could just bash him with a niblick and play out in four.

It might as well be a par 3. If your tee shot doesn’t get it on the green, you’re finished.

Golf, where else can a man go walking on a lawn and acceptedly play with his little balls in public.

“Golf is flog spelled backwards.” Prof. Ludwig Von Drake.

…and made the hole a lot bigger!!!

Camp John Hay, Baguio, Benguet, Philippines

I have never understood golf, and I will not start today with all the “Mulligan” and “Par” this and par that crap Now “Get off my lawn, You scum buckets!!”

Yay, the Sunday Shoe is back!

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I would have one shot at that with no point afterward.