The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 03, 2018

Dang! Phoenixes have more lives than cats! Probably more interesting ones, too.

I bet those phoenixes feel that they’ve made ashes of themselves, though.

What, no Fawkes from Harry Potter? Or is this just the local edition?

That’s why the newspaper business is dying, the cost of asbestos.

Nope. The cost of asbestos litigation.

So when are the Cardinals going to rise from the ashes?

An incredible moneymaker for the newspaper, listing the same obituaries and retractions over and over again.

Shouldn’t this section be called, “Born Again”?

Clever! How long before the paper catches fire?

@podawg: Never! Both teams are dead!

The paper must be printed in Arizona.

Can anyone help? Not sure if it was this comic, but 3 people sitting on an airplane. The middle person is reading a book titled, something like, ‘How to kill people who start conversations with you’…something like that.

Die…. Die… Die…. Die… Die…. Die… Die…. Die…

The Phoenix was originally an Egyptian bird that made nests of cinnamon twigs. Now every 500 or so years it gets old and builds a funeral pyre then burns up and from the ashes it becomes a chick again.

Hey! It’s a firebird! Suite!

They left out Laura Collins