The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 07, 2018

The usual suspect.

I’d have figured it was the tuba.

Hey, it’s a left-handed guitar.

concert in an elevator? How are the acoustics?

Who indeed?

I’m sure whoever did it would like to toot their own horn.

And he’s horny too. Of course, he’s about to get played like a violin. They’re just going to string him along until he drums up whatever they want.

I wanna know who boomed.

Acoustics can be deceiving.

Put a mute on it…

Yeah, I tooted, but you twanged, he screeched and she banged. Who’s worse?

Should be pretty obvious – you’re not very well in-horned.

Those two are well strung ;)

Is this where elevator music comes from?

Wasn’t it the breaking wind instrument?

Tijuana Gas?

Elevator music is bad enough as it is without some guy trying to chime in with his bugle.

………..just own it! Don’t try to string me a line!