F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 30, 2018

it ain’t a child’s car seat, but it’s something

“Yep. That English saddle jes’ didn’t set right with my Levi’s.”

Still gotta have a seat belt unless you stay off public roads.

Well, how else do you ride a Ford Bronco?

With a seat back, head rest, shoulder belt, and moving the pedals to the stirrups, it is the best of both worlds.

For cowboy wannabes?

Reins?

That would make it harder to drive and the pain afterwards won’t be worth it.