Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 23, 2018

This is great! Good public service announcement, Ms. T.

Unfortunately, T could have selected a more lively spokesperson. Still, at least she’s dressed for the season.

Easy to become addicted to these videos.

Bigfoot smigfoot. Everybody knows that sasquatch can kick bigfoot’s hiney.

I hate these scammer calls. I generally just hang up. I wish I had the tech skills to do what these guys do.

Go ahead… syskey my virtual machine. I don’t give a fudgecicle.

I like that Irish guy’s accent. The Russian guy’s, too. Welcome to Froglandia guys. “Oh, no. It’s Nicolai! I know him.” (Vlad could kick Nicolai’s you-know-what, but oh well…)

If you wish to learn how to avoid scams, please send me your banking details

I have been told that the IRS has six judgments against me, and that the local police are on their way. But, if I call the number they give me, I can get it all straightened out. And the Windows Security Team has detected bad traffic at my IP address! Things are just falling apart all over the place. I’ve really got to get my act together.

I guess Grace the Face would ruin the presentation.

CSI Froglandia

Really, Ms. T, this is practically unlame.

Anyone who can sit that long with the same look and posture likely has school marm DNA. Yet another reason to applaud the frog.

Indian Scammer vs. Russian Hacker

The People vs. Manson

Brown vs. Board of Education

Bush vs. Gore

Can frogs sign if necessary? Flip off scammers for example. Thumbs up to heroes.

I must differ on one point, YOU ARE VERY WORTHY.

Is Teresa, Olivia Jaimes, or is Olivia Jaimes, Teresa?

I’m so glad I’m a Beta.

Jim Browning great guy. I once called back on one of the phone scams and asked them why it wasn’t an 800 number as the IRS would normally use. She hung up on me.

Her: “Yes, Frog Applause™ is a lame comic.”

Me: Is there such a thing as a triple redundancy?

Wow, this one’s just dripping with irony!

(Somebody’s in a bitchy mood today, it seems.)

But that’s okay.

What scratches my mosquito bite is that it’s so wordy! Really, the text dominates completely, and the solemn, unmoving, unmoved speaker is overwhelmed by the sheer weight of her own verbiage….

Scam? What scam?