Jane's World by Paige Braddock for March 10, 2023

Replacement word: Somebody.

Is that the beginning of a come hither look in the waitress’s eye? Oh well. Waste not – want not.

This is why I just use the generic catchall “dude” salutation if there is any doubt.

And Jane gets called "sir’…

What happened to the motorhome they arrived in?

Neither Dorothy nor Skye will be pleased. Maybe that’s a good thing.