Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 09, 2018

Santa Kurōsu no suterusu herupā-tachi (Santa Claus’s stealth helpers).

What happens when those bears start going even further south?

Are there going to be Black & White Bears?

What will we call them? Holstein bears? Saddle-oxford bears? Dalmatian bears? Painted bears? Pied bears? 1950’s bears?

If they reach the UK we’ll call them Paddington Bears or Rupert Bears.

We’ll figure it out when they get to Chicago.

Pozzly sounds better than Grolar don’t you think?

I thought they were all dropping dead.

“BiPolar Bears” has a nice ring to it.

“How did you accomplish that, Drew?” “Aw, it was a Brees. Yuck-yuck.. lol, etc..” “Gimme that microphone!”

Don’t they mean to himself. All of the receptions he completes are from himself.

if a QB has a long career, it’s not unbelievable that a few of his passes are going to be batted back to him for a reception

Did Drew learn the technique from Toby Kwimper in ‘Pioneer Go Home’?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

Answer: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Even National Geog. was wrong on this one from aprox 1970? It was noted that Baltimore Orioles were mating with another Oriole, and they predicted that in 50 years we would only have the cross, the American Oriole. Today – we have all three because the American Orioles are the mules of the bird world.

A man and his wife were driving down the road and saw a field of donkeys, mules and jacka-s. “Any of your relatives?” “Only through marriage!”

Hey, is that a throwing star on the top of my Christmas tree?

Napoleon Dynamite likes Ligers.

Brees! One hell of a runner!!

WHO LET THE DOG OUT???

are the Grolar bears sterile like mules and ligers or are they still able to breed? I’ve heard of dolphin/whale hybrids nicknamed wolphins that can still breed afterward, which could be a really rare instance of speciation by cross breeding.

Ninja Santa, is that like a Secret Santa that’s good at slashing prices to bring you the best gift?

I just heard a podcast (RadioLab) about this Grizzly-Polar bear hybrid and it turns out they all came from the same family. A mom Polar had cubs with two different grizzly bear dads. One of her daughters in a litter had cubs with her “stepdad” and so it all began:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid

https://www.wnycstudios.org/story/breaking-bad-news-bears

I’d only heard the term ‘polar grizzly’ before.