The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2018

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    lunatic03867  almost 6 years ago

    This would only work if the fabric was taken off before using. Not to mention it’s going to be a major PITA to remove!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Insert Tim Conway’s “Elephant Story” from the Carol Burnette Show here… ;-)

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Having to unpack a trunk every time it rains can be a nuisance.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 6 years ago

    No, no! The bottom half of the elephants leg is supposed to be converted to a Umbrella Stand one puts in the foyer!

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    donwalter  almost 6 years ago

    can you imagine the amount you could “snort” like that?

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    It gives him a certain flair.

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      almost 6 years ago

    He won’t be forgetting this moment anytime soon.

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    Kabana_Bhoy  almost 6 years ago

    You’ll never get it on the plane.

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    nosirrom  almost 6 years ago

    I’ve heard of “Up your nose with a rubber hose” but an umbrella?

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    If he has sinus problems he should try a steamer trunk.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    OK, smart guy, now get it OUT!

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    Didn’t read the disclaimer, “For external use only”.

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 6 years ago

    No, this isn’t your umbrella! It was left behind by some fool who couldn’t close it!

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    Thyey say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck. What about in nose?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    “…dancing the Merengue on it and the elephant said…”

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    osceola  almost 6 years ago

    The British call it a bumbersnoot.

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    sufamelico  almost 6 years ago

    @RGJUUL, It is best that that elephant snorfled the umbrella, and not The Resident’s Orange bird’s nest, It could’ve chocked to death with that thing

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    fstop8  almost 6 years ago

    That was really funny but i really laughed at the dentist skit where he shot the novacain in his hand.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “I guess now it looks really stupid.”

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    Skylark  almost 6 years ago

    ah HAH!…So….THAT’S what happened to that umbrella Corp. Bonespurs discarded before he tried to enter the plane with it up..

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