Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 06, 2018

He must be driving a Fiesta…

You go, Cory! You deserve it!

Yes, Celebrating that he finally got to Center City, after an hour in crawling traffic.

There’s never a cop around when you need one.

In 2002, way before the Monkey became Sheriff MonkeyBlues, a law was passed against that in Ballard County.

Cory would have gotten a ticket for DWP (Driving While Partying) and faced a stiff fine, or traffic school.

But the law was clearly unfair to Monkeys….

They always look like they’re partying… chattering away, and driving with all four hands….

well, feet and hands…. and with their prehensile tails, if they have ’em.

Monkeys were often profiled, and hassled, and having to prove that any silly hats they were wearing were just, you know… hats… and not party hats.

At the urging of the Sheriff, in 2013 the Ballard County Supervisors rescinded the ordinance….

Now you can party like it’s 2001…. but don’t get carried away….

drug, alcohol, and cell phone use are still prohibited while driving.

The Chariot, Six of Cups, and hopefully not The Tower and Judgement.

At the rate traffic moves today this could be a long party and guests could be invited.

Good morning, Sheriff.

Its okay. He’s just gotten over his existential crisis.

Love the confetti. Roll down the windows, Cory. Make a rainbow snow storm.

Cory must have hated life in Ballard County.

Cory, do you have any idea how hard it is to remove a noisemaker from the larynx?

And he deserves it.. Making it to that exit was a challenge most men would fail.

You haven’t seen anything until he makes it to Center City.

Very interesting art today!